Friday, June 13

He called me the "s" word...

What?! Who!? Tell me!! Woah Nelly... not that "s" word..

The conversation went a little like this:

Random guy: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, pretty lady. My name's Michael. What's your name?

Me: Tina.

RG: I'm from South Carolina. Where you from?

Me: Here.

RG: Ooooh, can you tell me some fun places that I should go, seeing how you're a native?

Me: (think to myself that I could already smell all of those "fun places" and smile politely)

RG: Don't you wanna hang out with me? Mmm, you're so fiiiiiiiiiine and so SCRUMPTIOUS. MMMMMMMMMM.

Me: No thanks. I have plans.

RG: No thanks?, he said amazed that he was being turned down. Oh, I see. You have a girls night out. You married, engaged? (all to which I shake my head). C'mooooooooooooooon. Man, you are sooo beautiful. I can't HANDLE it... Mmm, mmm, mmm... SCRUMPtious.

Me: Ok girls, time to go.

Toll to downtown Baltimore with my girls - $4
Eating an awesome dinner at the Cheesecake Factory - $79
Being called scrumptious twice in 5 minutes - Priceless

8 comments:

Swizzlepop said...

OMG you are too nice. Didn't your mama teach you not to talk to strangers? :P
WOOHOO for being scrumptous though! I just posted somethign for you in my blog that reminded me of your encounter :)

tallmama said...

Scrumptions...hmmm. that's kinda fun... but not from a creepy stranger, lol!

goodbyetoallfat said...

Scrumptious vs sexy (the S word we were all thinking of when we saw the title of your post) .... I think scrumptious is pretty good -- it still means he wanted to eat you, right?!

Hoping you are having a fantastic weekend and getting lots more compliments.

Best wishes,
Sharon

Kate said...

Scrumptous! That's great!

Steph said...

You go girl!!! Work it...work it!

Sonya said...

lol...love it.

Amanda said...

Scrumptious! How funny!!!

And can I just say that I hate how tan you are?!?! So not FAIR!!! I am white as a sheet.... New baby = no time in the sun for new mom. Oh well...maybe next year!

Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life said...

So funny. You should submit that to their ad agency. It would be a hit.