What?! Who!? Tell me!! Woah Nelly... not that "s" word..The conversation went a little like this:
Random guy: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, pretty lady. My name's Michael. What's your name?
Me: Tina.
RG: I'm from South Carolina. Where you from?
Me: Here.
RG: Ooooh, can you tell me some fun places that I should go, seeing how you're a native?
Me: (think to myself that I could already smell all of those "fun places" and smile politely)
RG: Don't you wanna hang out with me? Mmm, you're so fiiiiiiiiiine and so SCRUMPTIOUS. MMMMMMMMMM.
Me: No thanks. I have plans.
RG: No thanks?, he said amazed that he was being turned down. Oh, I see. You have a girls night out. You married, engaged? (all to which I shake my head). C'mooooooooooooooon. Man, you are sooo beautiful. I can't HANDLE it... Mmm, mmm, mmm... SCRUMPtious.
Me: Ok girls, time to go.
Toll to downtown Baltimore with my girls - $4 Eating an awesome dinner at the Cheesecake Factory - $79
Being called scrumptious twice in 5 minutes - Priceless
8 comments:
OMG you are too nice. Didn't your mama teach you not to talk to strangers? :P
WOOHOO for being scrumptous though! I just posted somethign for you in my blog that reminded me of your encounter :)
Scrumptions...hmmm. that's kinda fun... but not from a creepy stranger, lol!
Scrumptious vs sexy (the S word we were all thinking of when we saw the title of your post) .... I think scrumptious is pretty good -- it still means he wanted to eat you, right?!
Hoping you are having a fantastic weekend and getting lots more compliments.
Best wishes,
Sharon
Scrumptous! That's great!
You go girl!!! Work it...work it!
lol...love it.
Scrumptious! How funny!!!
And can I just say that I hate how tan you are?!?! So not FAIR!!! I am white as a sheet.... New baby = no time in the sun for new mom. Oh well...maybe next year!
So funny. You should submit that to their ad agency. It would be a hit.
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