Do you think Betty Crocker is trying to send me a message? First, I forget to turn the stove on. Then I forget to put food in the oven. And now, when I've managed to successfully pull off steps one and two, I do this..
picture removed by author - trust me, it was gross.
That's a second degree boo boo on my stomach. Yes, it still hurts like h-e-double hockey sticks.