Monday, February 25

Nude Reporter

This conversation could be heard if you were a fly on my car window as I was on my way to class tonight.

Blah, blah, blah.. a lot of stuff that you don't need to know about.. blah, blah, blah.. Bryan Ackerman.

Mel: Who IS that? I always hear his name, but I don't know who that is. Sounds like a celebrity or a nude reporter.

Me: You know who he is.. he's the young guy that does sign language and did you just say nude reporter?

Mel: No, NUDE reporter.

Me: Um, NUDE reporter?

Mel: NO, NOON reporter.

Me: OOOOOH. A NOON reporter.

Mel: NOOOOOO!! A NOOOOOOON reporter. You know like reports the news.

Me: YES, I get it!! A noon reporter.

Mel: Oh my GOSH! N-E-W-S reporter.

Seriously, that's what I heard. I'm not even 30 yet. And you wonder why I need 2,000 cell phone minutes.


Amanda said...

Oh my that's hilarious!!!

Thank you for always making me laugh!!!

tallmama said...

That is pretty funny! Thanks for the laugh!

melissious said...

Yeah. Time for those hearing aids, grandma.

Christine said...

People would be a lot more interested in current events, I'll tell you WHAT.

Swizzlepop said...

Does Melissa have a cold maybe? Did you forget to clean your ears? Maybe the music was too loud. LOL
They do have nude reporters in Europe I think. LOL

Kate said...

Your always there to give me a chuckle I need...thanks!

PS. I'm half deaf too (and Half blind) perhaps thats why I enjoy Instant Messaging as opposed to the phone?

HappyBlogChick said...

Hmmmm ... deafness, or wishful thinking? I'm not sure ...

Anonymous said...

Hahah. Don't feel bad, I hear strange things like that all the time. Of course, what I hear is almost always more interesting than what is said, so sometimes I don't even bother getting the correction. My favorite: You put the Ssmurf's laundry in your coffee. What the hell could that mean?