This conversation could be heard if you were a fly on my car window as I was on my way to class tonight.
Blah, blah, blah.. a lot of stuff that you don't need to know about.. blah, blah, blah.. Bryan Ackerman.
Mel: Who IS that? I always hear his name, but I don't know who that is. Sounds like a celebrity or a nude reporter.
Me: You know who he is.. he's the young guy that does sign language and did you just say nude reporter?
Mel: No, NUDE reporter.
Me: Um, NUDE reporter?
Mel: NO, NOON reporter.
Me: OOOOOH. A NOON reporter.
Mel: NOOOOOO!! A NOOOOOOON reporter. You know like reports the news.
Me: YES, I get it!! A noon reporter.
Mel: Oh my GOSH! N-E-W-S reporter.
Seriously, that's what I heard. I'm not even 30 yet. And you wonder why I need 2,000 cell phone minutes.