Wednesday, January 9

Do you have wiping clearance?

I'm loving how Swizzlepop is putting everything in conversation form lately, so today I will share one that just happened. I must mention first off that I like to talk about poop. I don't know why but I always seem to invite the poop conversations.

A little background. Here in the office we have someone that is known as the "poop splasher". I actually call this person the "poop smearer". Why? Because EVERYTIME he goes to big boy potty, he SMEARS POOP on the seat. We've all tried to figure out how that happens because we all have experimented and found we have ample wiping clearance. There should be NO POOP smear. Now we are a little tired of the culprit and his bacon strip ways. We've discussed ways to take care of this, had office meetings about it, left notes to please clean up after yourself... until last week. I heard Mel's voice (she works with me two days a week) from the bathroom, "there's POOP on the seat!!" So naturally I grabbed my camera.

Today's LUNCH convo:

Mel: Did anyone comment on the pictures you posted in the bathroom?
Tina: Yes, Bas did. He said Debbie probably did it.
Deb: Nope, I have wiping clearance, remember?
Tina: Yep.
Deb: Why do we always talk about poop?
Mel: Because we work with Tina.

I manage to kill Deb's appetite weekly because of my poop conversations. Maybe I helped save you a few POINTS! :))


HappyBlogChick said...

Oh. My. Gawd.

I get all up in arms about the women who pee in public bathrooms and splash all over the seat. If you must hover, clean up after yourselves. Good grief, where were you raised, people????

But this. This is a new level of disturbing.

I am without words.

Swizzlepop said...

Uh, yea, not a post to read while eating. I will revisit after my pizza EW!

Candace said...

Ya. Yuck.

Swizzlepop said...

OMG, OMG, OH MY EFFING GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?! I'm all about poop talk, a little grossly obsessed with ridding the body of toxins really but whatever, I know (been told by doctors) that the human intesting is elastic and can hold up to 40 lbs of poop. Yup, you read correctly, so maybe some people really are full of shit. But come on here, what is going on in your office?! Am I the only one who not oly looks before I carefully place 2-3 seatcovers down on the toilet but also looks after to be sure everything went down? And I have seen poop smear like that before, not sure what is worse poop smear of blood smear (yea figure that one out). I'm grossed out here but also found this post amusing.
1. You actually took pictures, what kind of sick mind does that?
2. You put them up in the bathroom. I think that warrants some kind of award.
3. People know you posted the pictures AND that you have these poopy conversations during LUNCH!
4. Your sick mind posted them here on your blog for the world to see.

At least I know I'm not alone though. So who is the culprit? And what are you all going to do to repremand them?

AND, yea, if they leave that on the seat, what is still left on them? GROSS!!!!! I just totally grossed myself out with that one. EW! I say you get some doggies in there to "sniff" out the culprit and then make them clean the toilet all the time.

Great, now I've written a novel about poop, look at what you made me do :P

tallmama said...

ha ha ha ha ha

Sonya said...

That is totally disgusting and totally hallarious!!!